3PF – Is it in the budget?

three points of fun film production

Agreement — A form of trust between the Reicher & the Stepher. There are agreement CDs, books and films. These items are judged to be so good by one friend, that the other friend must buy them without hesitation. Honoring an item with the label agreement is a rare treat and should be done only after long and arduous personal deliberation. Unfortunately, the recent trend of downloading music illegally off of the internet has rendered the term agreement CD obsolete (unless you count the term agreement download)

Allies — American born german producer/director, also the good guys in WW2 (→ the Reicher).

Axis — British born american producer/director, also the bad guys in WW2 (→ the Daser)

Axis & Allies — A european/american directing/producing duo. Also an awesome board game (→ the Daser & → the Reicher)

The Azer — The son of the greatest living Iranian cinematographer and a born film maker. He has the softest hands of any man and big charming eyes. A fellow hobro/probro who loves politics and having a good time.

Contactage — Making first contact with a pretty girl, preferably right after a sex eye. Making contactage involves a great deal of self confidence and often times goes awry. As a rule, contactage works best when nothing feels forced and you find yourself talking to the girl you like without even remembering how it happened.

Danci danci! — The act of dancing. Interestingly, most D &D takes place at home before going out to party.

The Daser — A british born Assamese Indian man. He is a big guy and always makes a strong first impression. He is a gifted observer and truly loves a good time (with him, having fun is a religion) (see AXIS).

Downer — text missing

Drift — Is the act of going out without a plan or destination. Most memorable evenings were drifts. In the classic form of the drift, the drift begins when the members leave the house. The best drift locations are the big cities, but also smaller towns have been successfully drifted. It is not recommended to drift with more than two persons, since a successful drift depends mostly on the participants attitude and their chemistry towards each other. Every great drift ends with a Nachbesprechung.

1492 — The look from a pretty girl when she gives you the one over. Incidentally 1492s do not, as one would expect, occur most often in bars and cafes, but in pedestrian areas, subways, super markets, etc.

Früdeln — text missing

Fun bombs — Jack ’n Coke in a can. The term was born when the azer, the daser, tony and Reicher Sr. went to cologne during the carneval in 2006. Reicher Sr. stuffed his army jacket with cans of Jack 'N Coke and handed them out to his friends before venturing into the night. This act made him think of going to war, a war of fun or a fun war.

Halli Galli — A specific term to describe the fun part of an evening, most often of course it is irresponsible fun and involves making fun of strangers, drinking and dancing. Reicher Jr. is the reigning king of this specific sort of fun having.

Hobro — Stands for winging work on an low budget level. The term was found when Reicher Sr., the azer and the daser where all shooting a movie project with way too little equipment, way too little crew and way too little sleep. Afterwards Reicher Sr. claimed that: "We are bros but we do things like hobos".

Ibadet! — The lead singer for the band SUPER700 and also the older sister of Albana & Ilirjana (see www.super700.de & Schnucks). The term IBADET! hails from when the daser, on a trip to Berlin, got really drunk and kept screaming IBADET! for pretty much the entire night.

Jever Fun — text missing

Kurac — Bosnian, translates to dick or cock. But used more often as an alternative to the word shit, e.g. "How was the film last night?" "Kurac dude, an absolute kurac.".

Lady judge — A super smart woman, who is also a real judge. She is Reicher Jr.’s girffriend for over 11 years (See Reicher Jr.).

Machine gun — A form of diarrhea, where little pieces of shit squirt out like machine gun bullets causing a mess inside the toilet bowl (see the runs).

Männerfreundschaft — The strongest form of bond possible between heterosexual men. This is the kind of friend that stands by your side no matter what, knows you inside and out and will never lie to you or fuck you over. In other words, a friendship for life. Most heterosexual men may consider themselves lucky if they can claim to have had even just one MF during their life time.

Motorin — text missing

Nachbesprechung — The immediate debriefing of night time activities. NB are often just as much fun as the activity the discussed activity. A NB can also occur when only one Person has participated in the activity. In such case the NB occurs most often via phone and is a one sided NB. In most cases however all members of the NB were also active participants in the evening's activities. The debriefing never occurs when the evening's activities are still in effect, hence the saying: "I can't wait for the Nachbesprechung"

Probro — Stands for winging work on a medium to big budget level. After Reicher Sr. started to make money doing videos and commercials, he realized that not much has changed other than the fact that there is a profit at the end ot the shoot, hence the term pro.

The Reicher — (or Reicher Sr.) A director/producer born in America, but raised in Germany. He never falls asleep when watching a movie and loves to share his love for making films (see: Allies)

The Reicher Jr. — Reicher Sr.’s younger brother. Reicher Jr. is a gifted film composer and entertainer. People who know both Reicher's well, refer to him as the big small brother (see Lady judge).

The runs — An extremely fluid form of diarrhea. Very unpleasant, Often preluded by a machine gun shit (see machine gun).

The Schnucks — Ilirjana & Albana Ramadani. A pair of beautiful kosovo albanian twins. They are also the background singers for the band SUPER700 (see www.super700.de & IBADET!). The term Schnuck orginally refered to only Ilirjana, who was given the nickname by her relatives, because she liked to tear off wall paper as a kid. (Schnuck means wall paper in Albanian)

SDG — Abbreviated from sit, drop and go, meaning: Taking a shit as quickly as possible without spending extra time reading. Most often used in a situation were time is of importance and someone in the group realizes just then that they have to take a shit.

Sex eye — The look from a girl, when she checks you out for at least 3 sec. If it is precluded by a 1492, it is considered an open invitation, aka "Approach me, I want to get to know you". Since there is no way to really prove when or with whom a sex eye took place, modesty is very important when claiming a sex eye. In cases of small megalomania people often times falsely claim a 1492 as a sex eye.

Šaner — Bosnian word for con artist. Used to describe likable but shady business men, aka most people you meet in the film business.

Shady — text missing

The Stepher — Reicher Sr.'s best friend and Kum (best man in Bosnian). He hails from North Germany, has dark hair. a dark complexion and has gypsy blood in him. He always knows what's up, is pretty much liked by whomever he wants to be liked by and also loves a good time as if it were a religion.

Three Points of Fun — text missing (!!!)

WTFF — Stands for What The Fuck Factor. It is the philosophy of Vernon Reid, guitarist and founder of the seminal black rock band Living Colour. Things that have WTFF are not perfect, and thus alive. Things without WTFF are cold, too planned out and thus lifeless. Things with too much WTFF however are just chaos. The term WTFF can be applied to everything and everyone.

Wuseln — Verb describing the act of being busy and hectic, but not getting anything done. Most people wusel from time to time, but some have made wuseln a part of their daily existence. (see Schnucks)